idiot meet tree,tree meet idiot...

  • Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
  • Me: 10
  • Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
  • Me: 10 and a dead body.

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